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me:
omg did i reply too fast
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me:
they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
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me:
1 hour ago • 29,320 notes
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News in Britain:
Stamps have gone up 14 pence
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News in Canada:
Moose on the loose downtown
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News in America:
Cannibal eats man's face
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Britain:
wat.
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News in America:
Man throws intestines at police
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Britain:
wat
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News in America:
Man eats roommate's heart and brain
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News in Canada:
Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
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Britain:
Shit Canada.
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America:
You fucked up.
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